Valeri Velikov, Ruse

A RETIRED AMERICAN

A retired American is reading a newspaper and shaking his head enviously.

Hey, the Dutch are a happy people! Once their president ate cookies – and he immediately choked. He got on a bike – he fell and got so bruised that he could not appear on TV for two weeks. And our president –  he drinks disinfectants, rides a plane, and a car, and a ship – and still nothing! Absolutely no result!

A RESULT OF COVID-19

A rookie comes to the military doctor with a cough. The doctor examines him with a quick test for Covid-19, which turns out positive, and mistakenly gives him a laxative.

The next day the two meet on the training ground.

‘So, how are you, soldier? Are you still coughing?’

‘I do not dare…’

A GEORGIAN ONLINE TOAST DURING THE PANDEMIC

A large bird is flying in the sky and is proudly fluttering its huge wings. Beside it,

a little bird asks: “Where are we flying to? Where to?” The big bird doesn’t answer. The little bird insists. “Where are we flying to?” The big bird turns slowly and proudly replies, “I don’t know … “

Let’s drink to our leaders who know the right course of action during the pandemic!

Valeri Velikov, Ruse

ПЕНСИОНЕР АМЕРИКАНЕЦ

Пенсионер американец чете вестник и завистливо клати глава:

Ей, това, холандците, са щастлив народ! Веднъж президентът им да хапне бисквитки – и веднага се задави. Качи се на колело – падна и така се насини, че две седмици не можа да се покаже по телевизията. Пък нашият – и дезинфектант пие, и на самолет се вози, и с кола, и на кораб – и нищо! Абсолютно никакъв резултат!

 

СВАТБА ПО ВРЕМЕ НА ПАНДЕМИЯ

Габровец към сина си:

– Сине, ако мислиш да се жениш, сега е точният момент… не можем да

поканим никого на сватбата.

 

КОНСПИРАЦИЯ

Зад корона вирусът стои голяма женска конспирация! Как иначе е възможно да забранят всички мачове, да затворят всички барове и дискотеки, да накарат всички мъже да си стоят у дома и да задължат всички да ходят извън дома си с маски, за да не ги разпознаят?

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